One a food note, this happened yesterday-
It was the last day of school, so like many kids, a few teachers also went to a pool party to celebrate. One teacher (male-for the record) lit the grill and proceeded to answer questions from another male teacher. (Gender doesn't really matter, it just is part of the story telling). Both teachers are in their 30s/40s, and teacher 2 is notorious for his love of takeout.
Pete: So, when you are cooking hot dogs, when do you marinate them?
Ken: Um...you usually don't marinate hot dogs.
Pete: You don't??? Huh. How about hamburgers then?
Ken: I don't usually marinate those either...do you?
Pete: Never made either. Don't know how to.
Ken: Oh, well you just..(explains about heating and cook time and such.)
Pete: What about the cheese?
Ken: That goes on at the end, just to get it melted for a bit.
Pete: Where does it come from?
Ken: A package?
Pete: Wait wait. You buy cheese!
Ken: Pete-do you ever grocery shopping?
Pete: No! DD for breakfast, school or take out lunch, take out or restaurant dinner!
Pete is an awesome guy, but most of the rest of us were dying at the convo. Pete takes it though-he knows his views on cooking are a bit extreme, and it was cute that he was interested. I think he might just try it some time.