Do not let your children play on someone else's farm property, in camo, during hunting season.
Followed by -Just because no one lives on a piece of property does not make that land public property that your kids can tear up with their atv's and play paint ball in camo on.
Then Finally - You are in Texas. If you trespass on someone's property and they shoot you, and you are fortunate enough to survive you are the one going to jail. If you die the DA will probably take the case to the grand jury just as a cya move to protect him/her from the national media. The grand jury will no bill the charges.
The zoo keeper is NOT going to let kids pet a coral snake that snake is a milk snake (red and black friend of Jack, red and yellow kill a fellow)
No you can not catch one of the wild rabbits at the zoo and take it home for a pet. (Actually grabbed a zoo employee told him what the fool was trying to do - she stopped him)
To fellow teachers
No Thomas Jefferson did NOT write the Constitution - He did rewrite the Bible. (yes I was a little ticked off and got a little catty)
AD does not mean after death and it comes before not after the year.
Fossil fuels do not come from land based dinosaurs the lived a few thousand years ago. (And technically Houston isn't even in the Bible Belt -- not like I live in Dallas
The full moon and the new moon have the same mass. You still have high and low tides on a new moon.
The founding fathers were not paragons of virtue - the were POLITICIANS* and just as tempted then as they are now - we just have a 24/7 news cycle and yellow tabloids are now blogs. (*I start with the assumption that all politicians are sociopaths - but I'm a child of the Nixon era
and very much a cynic)