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tjika

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I work for a medical billing company. I've lost count of the times I've had to tell people that yes the dentist is expensive, after they've had multiple fillings or crowns. Always get an estimate.

Read your insurance policy so you know what it covers. Don't assume.

When you receive an invoice and it says 'page 1 of 2' at the top, you need to pay page 2 as well.


nutraxfornerves

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That cotton is not synthetic--it comes from a plant.

That silk is not synthetic--it comes from moth cocoons.

Nutrax
The plural of anecdote is not data

Garden Goblin

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You can ease off the gas pedal to slow down.  You don't need to hit the breaks everytime you realize you are going more than 1mph over the speed limit.

Maggie

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If you want your house to be 74 degrees, turning your thermostat down to 60 will not cool your house any faster than if you set it to 74/72.

I have tried for years to explain this to my children.  I finally gave up!

Betelnut

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You can ease off the gas pedal to slow down.  You don't need to hit the breaks everytime you realize you are going more than 1mph over the speed limit.

Thank you GG!  My drivers education teacher drilled this into our heads--sometimes shouting, "Lift your foot off the gas to slow down!  Lift your foot off the gas to slow down!"

So many people seem to never have learned this!
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camlan

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A list of things I and people I know have had to tell people.

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6.  that your actual income tax owed is based on the total of how much money you make in a year and not on whether you get paid weekly, bi-weekly, bi-monthly, monthly or quarterly.

At a former workplace, we were paid weekly. The company refused to offer direct deposit. So every week, I had to trek to the bank to deposit my paycheck. Frankly, it was a chore. I mean, I liked getting paid and the money was nice, but having to get to the bank weekly was just annoying.

So the owners decided to go to every-other-week paychecks. I was happy. One little annoying chore that was going to be cut in half.

But one co-worker was convinced that everyone would lose hundreds of dollars a year in increased taxes--they would take so much more out of every paycheck. She went around and told everyone, and scared everyone so much about this, that even when the owners did a presentation and showed the entire staff that the total amount per year in taxes would remain exactly the same--everyone but me was so frightened that they decided to stay with the weekly paychecks.

I don't know what bothered me more--that this one woman was so fixated on this one wrong idea, or that the rest of the employees were unable to see that she was wrong and unable to research the issue for themselves and unwilling to believe the accountant the owners brought in (That Woman convinced everyone the accountant was paid off by the owners to lie to us).
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bo

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When we lived in Montana there was only one area code. We came from NJ where we were used to dialing an area code for any number.

At DH's job in Montana, a coworker was trying to call back a customer from Idaho, but the number was not working. The coworker got mad thinking the customer gave him the wrong number. DH offered to make the phone call if coworker would buy him lunch. DH made the phone call no problem and coworker was impressed. All DH did was dial the number using the area code ;D

BB-VA

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After 20 years on the Ref desk I've been tempted to write a book titled, 'I'm Forever Bursting
Bubbles'.

Please do!

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BB-VA

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I've been amazed at the number of people who think:
Africa is a country
Apartheid just meant it was separate from the US
Cuba is part of Mexico
 ???

I think the "Africa" thing is mostly due to old movies - you know, where they would show the map at the beginning with "Africa" and no countries marked.   

"The Universe puts us in places where we can learn. They are never easy places, but they are right. Wherever we are, it's the right place and the right time. Pain that sometimes comes is part of the process of constantly being born."
- Delenn to Sheridan: "Babylon 5 - Distant Star"

MommyPenguin

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When we lived in Montana there was only one area code. We came from NJ where we were used to dialing an area code for any number.

At DH's job in Montana, a coworker was trying to call back a customer from Idaho, but the number was not working. The coworker got mad thinking the customer gave him the wrong number. DH offered to make the phone call if coworker would buy him lunch. DH made the phone call no problem and coworker was impressed. All DH did was dial the number using the area code ;D

Yes!  We had so much trouble with this when we were stationed in the Midwest, where there was basically just one area code.  Our area code, which we'd brought with us because we use VOIP, was, say, 472.  The local area code was 437.  So even when we'd input our area code into things, people would see "472" and mentally toss it aside as another "437" and not bother to dial it.  Even the military base's medical center, which would leave medical phone messages on the answering machine of whoever had 437-ournumber.  It was very frustrating.  Of all places, you'd think a military base would be used to 10-digit numbers using the area code because of transplants using their cell phone numbers for everything, but apparently that 472/437 thing just killed them.  Thankfully our new area has multiple area codes and none of them are anywhere close to "472" so ours will stand out and people should notice it, and you need to dial area code anyway.
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BB-VA

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Country girl weighing in on the bull vs steer issue:  I cut people a little slack on that because I can remember when I didn't know the difference.  Of course, I was in elementary school then...

OTOH, the one that bugs me is the belief that only boy cows have horns.  Not true, both genders have horns (or the potential for them, unless they have been dehorned or are the polled breeds).  I have been in arguments with people about that. 
"The Universe puts us in places where we can learn. They are never easy places, but they are right. Wherever we are, it's the right place and the right time. Pain that sometimes comes is part of the process of constantly being born."
- Delenn to Sheridan: "Babylon 5 - Distant Star"

mechtilde

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I was once told that the monastic ruins at Jarrow was bombed by the Vikings. By someone from Jarrow.

I had to explain that although they could be a little on the destructive side, the Vikings did not have access to high explosive...
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Barney girl

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Country girl weighing in on the bull vs steer issue:  I cut people a little slack on that because I can remember when I didn't know the difference.  Of course, I was in elementary school then...

OTOH, the one that bugs me is the belief that only boy cows have horns.  Not true, both genders have horns (or the potential for them, unless they have been dehorned or are the polled breeds).  I have been in arguments with people about that.

I had similar last year. I was walking with a colleague who is not a towny and is someone I would generally consider fairly knowledgeable about agricultural matters, but lives in an area with few sheep. She commented on the number of rams in the fields as she assumed that only male sheep have horns.

littlelauraj

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I once had a couple of women (middle-aged) who couldn't quite grasp that Alaska still has high and low tides even in the summer when the sun is out so many hours of the day.  I gave up explaining when one of them actually said, "Yeah, I don't get it."

sleepy59

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I had to explain to a friend in our second year of university (both of us were mature students, I was 31 and she was 40) how to use the index of a book to see if it had any information about a topic.  She had got through the first year of our degree by reading books cover to cover (slowly) to see if they were any use!

She was the same person I spent an hour explaining that 50%, 1/2 and 0.5 were all the same as were 25%, 1/4 and 0.25, etc!!!  She was training to be a teacher.