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jedikaiti

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After 20 years on the Ref desk I've been tempted to write a book titled, 'I'm Forever Bursting
Bubbles'.

Please do!

Yes, please!
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Wonder what the 'kitty' was.

At any rate, these stories you all have are cracking me up!

I assume a skunk  :P

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Wonder what the 'kitty' was.

At any rate, these stories you all have are cracking me up!

I assume a skunk  :P

The last line made me assume vicious predator cat. so when "they buried his clothes out of pity' i thought it meant the fellow was dead!

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Wonder what the 'kitty' was.

At any rate, these stories you all have are cracking me up!

I assume a skunk  :P

The last line made me assume vicious predator cat. so when "they buried his clothes out of pity' i
thought it meant the fellow was dead!

I just thought it was a skunk and the man's clothes were buried out of pity because there was no way to get rid of the smell. 

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I mentioned at work that I was having a salad for lunch because I was watching my weight.  Male Coworker (supposedly a genius) nearly screamed at me not to do it because lettuce was one of the most fattening foods in existence.  I asked why he thought that, and he said, “Look around.  When you see a fat person eating, what are they eating?  Lettuce!”

I didn’t bother arguing with him because it would not have changed his mind.
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Wonder what the 'kitty' was.

At any rate, these stories you all have are cracking me up!
I tried to attach a picture of a skunk, but it wouldn't attach. ;)

Nikko-chan

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reminds me of those pepe le pew cartoons where he chases after the cat, thinking she's a skunk. this was just the reverse!

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I stopped in to buy some eggs today from the woman at the local feed store who sells them to favored customers. She had just gotten back from two weeks' vacation with her mother in Maine and had a wonderful time. While she was gone, her husband had done a wonderful job, doing all the chores on the ranch. Perfect!

Except that he didn't wash any dishes. For two weeks. Pots, pans, plates, silverware were all piled in the sinks and on the counters and all manner of disgusting things, including dead (who presumably died happy) flies were encrusted. It took her one and a half days to clean it up. She was going to get mad at him, but because he did everything else she didn't. She did, however, ask him what he did when he ran out of cooking and eating utensils. He ate out, of course.

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I mentioned at work that I was having a salad for lunch because I was watching my weight.  Male Coworker (supposedly a genius) nearly screamed at me not to do it because lettuce was one of the most fattening foods in existence.  I asked why he thought that, and he said, “Look around.  When you see a fat person eating, what are they eating?  Lettuce!”

I didn’t bother arguing with him because it would not have changed his mind.

Yeah, cause and effect are NOT the same thing! Even grad students have a hard time with that one.

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Yes, bob cats can be female. (How did she think they reproduced?  :o)
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All of these were from the same woman. I honestly have no idea how she survived to adulthood.

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I stopped in to buy some eggs today from the woman at the local feed store who sells them to favored customers. She had just gotten back from two weeks' vacation with her mother in Maine and had a wonderful time. While she was gone, her husband had done a wonderful job, doing all the chores on the ranch. Perfect!

Except that he didn't wash any dishes. For two weeks. Pots, pans, plates, silverware were all piled in the sinks and on the counters and all manner of disgusting things, including dead (who presumably died happy) flies were encrusted. It took her one and a half days to clean it up. She was going to get mad at him, but because he did everything else she didn't. She did, however, ask him what he did when he ran out of cooking and eating utensils. He ate out, of course.

That's one fast way of taking all the joy out of a vacation,

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Yes, we do, in fact, vote for Senators.
No, you can not see the Eiffel Tower from everywhere in France.
No, Pennsylvania Dutch do not speak Dutch, they speak German.
No, the Amish do not have to get driver's licenses.
Yes, bob cats can be female. (How did she think they reproduced?  :o)
No, moth balls are not made from dead moths.
No, waxed paper and parchment (baking) paper are not interchangeable.
No, guinea pigs are not from New Guinea.
No, ink jet printers do not print white. You can not stick a black piece of paper in the printer and expect it to "print with the white ink".

All of these were from the same woman. I honestly have no idea how she survived to adulthood.

The bobcat one could have easily been because if a male bobcat reproduces with a female domesticated cat (in the story that happened with my neighbors part bobcat heidi-- don't let the name fool you, he was a male) the bobcat will chase off the female, presumably after the kittens are of weaning age.


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Frankly the above advice about feeding them by scattering food on the lawn is just as bad as someone trying to pet them. Squirrels fed by humans will: 1) Increase beyond the natural capacity of the location to support; 2) Become accustomed and therefore unafraid of humans; and 3) Become aggressive. Feeding squirrels, whether by hand or by scattering food is a very bad idea.


Err . . . .  not entirely true. At least not in Western Australia. I dunno, maybe the climate makes them different here or something.

See, about 100 or so years ago, Indian squirrels were released at Perth zoo. They've never actually really left that area since. True, they HAVE been found along the shore-line to the south, but that's about it. And no, contrary to popular belief, they aren't being predated upon to a great extent. The escarpment where I live is only 30k's from the zoo, so well within reach, but they've never turned up.

The sqirrels at the zoo aren't fed  by staff, btw. And they don't mug you for food either. I've met seagulls who're worse. It's a little bizzare.

So, yes, weird stuff. Like I said, maybe they like the beach too much and are just hanging out on Cottesloe beach at the Indian Tea House and surfing.
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