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Worst pick-up lines
« on: June 17, 2013, 12:50:09 PM »
Okay, I guess it could be argued that most pick-up lines are pathetic but depending on how charming the person is you might give them some credit for trying. 

But which have made you groan or walk away while rolling your eyes and wondering how the guy thought that would be appealing?

Years ago I was invited to go bowling with some coworkers at a Dave & Busters.   Since it was sort of a fun off work thing DH just stayed home with the boys and told me to have fun.   Which I did, though one of the guys there got flirty and told me "If I were your husband I wouldn't let you out of my sight!" 

I don't remember exactly what I said but it was along the lines of "Wow, I appreciate my husband even more, now."
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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 02:12:19 PM »
"I have a waterbed, wanna make some waves with me?" <wink>


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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 02:19:00 PM »
You look like you would taste good - first message sent to me by a guy off the dating site I'm on. 

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 02:52:52 PM »
When I was in college, very crude and I simply walked away. Looked right at my chest and proclaimed "you have nice t*ts"

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 03:27:48 PM »
Him: "Do you smoke?" 
Me: "Nope."
Him: "I wish you did, and I would be reincarnated as an ashtray."
Me: "...?????..."
Him: "...and then you would wipe your butt all over me."

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 04:06:23 PM »
This sounds like a job for "Wanna B Ur Lovr"!  :D
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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 04:10:37 PM »
The owner of a company I used to work for used this one on a new staff member.

Him: You know what would look good on you?
Her: No
Him: Me!

Needless to say, she didn't take that well at all, quit, and sued him for sexual harassment. The whole company had to take mandatory SH training as part of the settlement.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2013, 05:32:00 PM »
"Do I know you from somewhere?"


Except that this line actually worked. They were the first words my LDH said to me.


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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2013, 06:41:53 PM »
Back when I was in college, some guy approached me at the bus stop...

Guy: Hey blondie!
**I keep walking past him**
**Guy falls into stride with me**
Guy: what's up? are you married?
Me: No.
Guy: Engaged?
Me: No.
Guy: Have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Want a new boyfriend?
Me: No.
Guy: how 'bout a secret lover?
Me: No.
       **but at this point, I was finding humor in the attempt, so I didn't deliver my final "no" very convincingly.**
Guy: yeaaaaaaahhhhhh you do!
Me: No.
        **and thankfully got on bus before laughing**
Guy: **waves to me on the bus, also laughing**

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 06:54:11 PM »
"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?'





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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 06:57:55 PM »
"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?'


Call me slow, but I just got this pickup line and I'm laughing because now I get why people looked disappointed when I'd respond with a confused tone, (and expression of "are you mental?") "No, why would I?"  Because I thought they were asking if I would take offense to being told I had a nice body. 
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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 07:22:37 PM »
"when you gonna let me get up on dat"

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 08:24:07 PM »
Him: "Do you smoke?" 
Me: "Nope."
Him: "I wish you did, and I would be reincarnated as an ashtray."
Me: "...?????..."
Him: "...and then you would wipe your butt all over me."

Oh, eww! That wouldn't inspire me to do any thing but flee.


Once I had a drunk guy ask me what my sign was. My response?

"Do not enter." He looked confused and then reeled away.

I also had someone who's opening "line" was to grab me and kiss me on the cheek. It was New Years, so I just laughed and ducked away.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2013, 08:33:32 PM »
"My friends bet me you wouldn't let me kiss you."

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Re: Worst pick-up lines
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2013, 08:59:34 PM »
Guy swaggers up to me at a bar and leans over, gets a smirk that he must have practiced, thinking it was sexy (not) and said..'I can't wait till morning when you make me breakfast in bed'.  I laughed in his face and walked back to my table (where my date was waiting)