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Worst pick-up lines

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Layla Miller:
This sounds like a job for "Wanna B Ur Lovr"!  :D

The owner of a company I used to work for used this one on a new staff member.

Him: You know what would look good on you?
Her: No
Him: Me!

Needless to say, she didn't take that well at all, quit, and sued him for sexual harassment. The whole company had to take mandatory SH training as part of the settlement.

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

Except that this line actually worked. They were the first words my LDH said to me.

Back when I was in college, some guy approached me at the bus stop...

Guy: Hey blondie!
**I keep walking past him**
**Guy falls into stride with me**
Guy: what's up? are you married?
Me: No.
Guy: Engaged?
Me: No.
Guy: Have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Want a new boyfriend?
Me: No.
Guy: how 'bout a secret lover?
Me: No.
       **but at this point, I was finding humor in the attempt, so I didn't deliver my final "no" very convincingly.**
Guy: yeaaaaaaahhhhhh you do!
Me: No.
        **and thankfully got on bus before laughing**
Guy: **waves to me on the bus, also laughing**

"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?'


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