The idea that a child was raped as a direct result of the administration's incompetence....makes me say non ehell approved words and throw things in the privacy of my own home.
Not PD, but had the potential if not for the precise circumstances (and will provide a much needed laugh).
Earlier this summer, I broke a finger in my right hand. Specifically, the middle finger. At first the clinic thought it was sprained, and gave me a splint due to the amount of typing I do (and my polite insistence). Luckily, I'm a lefty so this didn't impede my handwriting.
My boss is BBL of my previous post about Princess. BBL does not suffer fools, but she does have a wicked sense of humor. She came by my office 2 days after I got the original splint (and one day after the clinic called to tell me my finger in fact had a break near the knuckle).
She asked if I had any new case updates for her. I got a huge grin on my face, held up my right middle finger in the splint, and proudly announced "I broke it!!"
A few moments stare, and she burst out laughing before giving me a high five. Not very often you can give the boss the bird and get away with it, but this was the one opportunity I had! To make up for any unintended insult, I bought her one of her favorite candy bars. (no worries, she got the joke). She had me "demonstrate" my injury to 3 of the senior attorneys in the office, including one whom I'll post PD/ Special Snowflake stories on in the future.