To all of my TRUE friends (who will respond to this request with generosity and kindness),
I need a new motorcycle. While my old one still runs fine and, in fact, I intend to keep it, it is out of date and does not have the latest and greatest technologies. As you all know from my previous posts (Buy Me a New Seat and Help Me Get More Chrome), riding is integral to my happiness. As I am sure none of my REAL friends would want to deny me the happiness that comes with a new motorcycle, I know you will all make generous donations to the cause. For any large ($100 or more) donation, I will take at least one photo of me riding the new bike and send it to the donor as a thank you gift. I am sure my happiness about the new bike would be thank you enough, but the photo will really help you to know how much I appreciate your generosity.
This kind of thing really helps me figure out which friends and family members really care-so thank you again to all of you who really care about me.
Donations can be made at GreedyLynnWantsYouToBuyHerANewBike . com.