I thought it was going to be some variation of "We're all sleeping, please don't ring the bell." Which is fine, I think.
That is obvioulsy something you'd like to be able to say to everyone, but wouldn't do in reality, surely. Very rude.
I wish articles and people would stop giving the advice of, 'When you visit , offer to do a load of laundry, fold washing, wash dishes etc.' No matter how insane the early weeks were for me, I didn't want anyone sorting through my dirty clothes, or even folding clean ones. Yuk!