The whole kosher bologna.
DP wanted kosher bologna, uncut, to take to her mom. Kosher, not because mom keeps kosher, but because DP will only eat kosher deli meats (she doesn't trust 'regular' stuff). I tried to talk her into letting me just get a big chunk, but no, she wanted a whole one. I finally capitulated, and spent nearly $100 on a large, uncut, bologna.
We cut a medium sized chunk out of it, and took it to her mom, who dumped it in her freezer and tried to send it home with us the next time we visited - she doesn't eat it anymore, as it upsets her stomach.
This was a year ago. I threw the last of it away this weekend, freezer burnt, when I cleaned out the deep freeze. $100 worth of bologna, and maybe $5 worth was ever eaten. I still can't believe I bought the thing.