Since this thread started, I've been racking my brain trying to remember if I ever brought anything embarrassing. I've brought things I regret, but nothing I'm embarrassed about. Until I suddenly remembered I brought the Eggwave. The egg shaped plastic container to make hard boiled eggs in the microwave. A while after I got the things, it occurred to me I could have used any microwavable container. And anyway, hard boiled eggs taste better when actually cooked in a pot of water on the stovetop.