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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #885 on: February 01, 2015, 09:17:03 PM »
Bailey Boo I know the cone of shame is annoying, but you will not stop licking your owie so it has to satay on. Sorry

Jack, quit trying to lick Bailye's cine, leave her alone


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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #886 on: February 22, 2015, 12:55:16 PM »
Dear Koda

you are NOT a cat, please leave the catnip toys alone, you have plenty of your own toys

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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #887 on: February 22, 2015, 09:34:56 PM »
Capt'n Jack

You have to take your allergy medicine. I know you don't like it but when you walk around sounding like a cat  hacking up a fur ball all day, it's gross and not good for you. You did it so much yesterday while I was gone and then fought me about your meds that you wound up hurting your ribs and now are wandering around whimpering and fussing

I love you, but you need to listen amd be sweet.



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Re: Dear Dog:
« Reply #888 on: February 25, 2015, 08:02:42 PM »
Dear Cujo,

Stop teasing the puppies. Sitting on the other side of the doggie gates staring at them is not cool. They whine because they can see you, but can't get to you. I need to sleep so I can work and continue to pay for your food and shelter. You like being warm, don't you? Daddy may let them whine, but I'm going to pick you up and put you in there with them so I can rest. I know you're getting tired of their teeth, but I'm tired of being tired!

Your sleepy human Mama