It's cute that you want to come in and "check on the baby" during a sleep feed. Less cute is the meowing and pawing at me during said feeding, which causes the baby to stir. If you're coming in, you will be quiet, or face my wrath.
PS- stop sniffing over the pumping funnels when I'm putting the caps on the bottles. Trying to taste Chipmunchkin's food that I work hard to make for her is gross. I'm also not crazy about how you keep eyeing my chest.
Enjoy your remaining days as a lazy, fat cat (15 lbs of chubber lovins!) while you still can. Chipmunchkin is trying to roll, and can already wriggle forward a bit on her stomach. It won't be long before she's crawling and chasing you around the house in the effort to play "catch the kitty tail". You might want to do a few laps before she's mobile and gives you a heart attack.
Loves and scritches,