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Ser Lucien Liliane

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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #3315 on: November 16, 2017, 06:12:49 PM »
Dear Rika,

I think you've impressed the vet. You left your stitches alone the entire week-and-a-bit without having to wear the Cone of Shame. Thank you for behaving; next time I go down the shops I'll be sure to bring you some Cheetos as you've been very good.

Dear Altair,

Please don't sing. You're badly off key.

Dear Freya,

If you'd hold still for longer than a nanosecond we could get all those mats out your ruff and I wouldn't have to pin you down and listen to you squall like the world is ending. ::)

Dear Branwen,

Please. Stop eating the spider plant. It's been put in a cage for its own protection. How can you even reach far enough in there to tip it over and munch on its leaves anyway? At least it's not poisonous to animals...

Sigh,
the Not-Furry One.
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Re: S/O Dear Dog...Dear Cat
« Reply #3316 on: Yesterday at 02:59:13 AM »
Dear Robert,

You is going to be a heartbreaker when you grow up, yes you is...

You've lowered the I.Q. of this house just by being linked to it.

Regards,
Soon-to-be Mum.
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