Always

[Lady Snowdon]

True!  Or at least, a minimum of three minutes later.  Often, it'll be hours or days later!

I always carry my cellphone with me when I leave the house.

[Hmmmmm]

False...I often forget it.

I weigh myself everyday.

[cwm]

False, I don't own a scale and I don't trust BF's.

I always wait until 9:00 before I start calling people, no matter what "official" company policy is.

[blueyzca01]

FALSE!!!  9pm is the signal that it's too late to start calling...

I always wake up 10 minutes before the alarm goes off. 

[Vall]

False.  I use an alarm but I don't use it for waking up.

When drinking a beverage from a can, I always have to turn the tab to the left at a 90 degree angle.

[Hmmmmm]

False

I always sing along to Steve Miller's The Joker.

[cwm]

False, I don't know enough of the lyrics.

I always have the clock in my car set 2-3 minutes ahead of the actual time.

[parrot_girl]

False, but that's a good idea and I may adopt it.

I always listen to the children's CDs in the car even when they're not with me.

[veronaz]

False.

When I buy a loaf of bread, I always cut off a few inches of the extra plastic from the end.

[MommyPenguin]

False (I make my own bread).

When eating a meal with several items, I always eat all of one thing, then all of another, then all of the last.

[123sandy]

False

I always sit in the same seat in my living room.

[mrkitty]

True!

I always try to stay up as late as I can during the Christmas season so I can enjoy the lights at night as much as possible.

[veronaz]

False.

I always unplug small appliances after using.

[Hmmmmm]

False

I always turn the lights off when leaving an empty room (and sometimes when it is still occupied... I've heard "Hey turn the lights back on!" more than once )

[cwm]

False. BF likes his kitchen light on when nobody's in there, it actually lights half the house.

I always hold Reese's Pieces in my hand to melt the peanut butter so I can slide the candy pieces apart and eat them in halves.