Well I just got an mass email from my cousin asking if anyone would "donate" to her divorce fund. Then a reply all from her mom (also my cousin) stating that Glitter should be willing to "donate to the cause" as I was unwilling to let her live with me (for free, for as long as she wanted). Glitter is not amused.
See cousin is already divorced, so this isn't give me money so I can hire a lawyer. No, see she married a man who made good money and could support her in a nice lifestyle and she didn't have to work. But since she had an affair, per the pre-nup she signed, she don't get a gosh darn thing. So she wants the family to give her some money so she can "afford her lifestyle", her step-dad hooked her up with a job at his catering company, and she makes enough to pay for the basics but she can't afford to get her done, or her nails done, and she hasn't been shopping in AGES. She's living on mac n' chesse and hot dogs. It's very awful. Apparently.
I am at fault because when her mom said "Glitter, let your cousin live here" I said "No". Had I said yes, the money she makes could go to shopping and hair and nails and not boring old bills. I got my hair cut this weekend and posted up a picture of it. So since I can afford to get my hair done, I should be paying for her to get her hair done.
I just clicked reply all again and typed "No. And please remove me from your solicitation list", you're a grown up. Be a grown up.