Read about this on another message board*:
- Dude is getting bored in his current relationship
and wants an "open relationship
" because "physically [his] desires were completely elsewhere." (his words)
- Girlfriend reluctantly agrees
- Dude signs up to some kind of online casual hookup site
- Girlfriend signs up on same site
- Dude can't a date to save his life
- Girlfriend has dates lined up out the door
- Cue Dude whining about how other guys could not possibly want to date HIS girlfriend because she's just not that attractive, meanwhile he's such a super-stud so why aren't the ladies jumping his bones and it's all so unffaaaaiiiiirrrr
and HOW DARE Girlfriend not sit there and wait by the phone until he decides she's worthy enough for a booty call and blah blah blah blah......
Careful what you wish for, sweety, because you just might get it.
* Some are calling this a hoax. Is it wrong that I really hope it isn't?