Can I please add 3 church songs? Sorry if you've heard these before.
The well-known change from : "Come on and celebrate, celebrate, celebrate and sing"
To: "Come on and sellotape, sellotape, sellotape and string"
My cousin's change of another song: "Antiseptic, I'm a gibbon"
Original: "I'm accepted, I'm forgiven, I am fathered by a true and living God"
And a misinterpretation - from the song 'Everlasting God' - "You're the defender of the weak"
Except I could only hear it as "the defender of the week" and wonder if there was going to be another defender next week.