I don't have a a coffee pot, either (don't drink it).
I don't have an electric can opener, and until reading this board I thought I was unusual in that aspect.
I don't have any type of utensil crock or rack, and no spice rack.
I have a knife block, toaster, and banana tree (the microwave is installed over the cooktop).
(My kitchen counter also has a cell phone, DS, car keys, kids' homework, half-drunk mug of tea, miscellaneous glasses of almost-gone water, an empty plastic bag, peanut butter and jelly toddler smudges and random other things (mostly sticky things), so thank goodness we're only discussing the things we *don't* have...)