Worry not small Christmas Town town's people, Mr. Kitty will save you from the demonic forces that are ravaging your tiny town!
Hooray for Mr. Kitty!!
Or would Mr. Kitty first be feared for his large size and then have to prove he was here to do good and help the tiny Christmas Town town's people?
I think I love that idea.
And Kenny can play the villain:

As you can see, we didn't manage to obtain quite enough colorless light bulbs...
Oh, no! Black cats already have an undeserved reputation. How about the role of the innocent victim, chosen by the cult simply because he is black?
I was helping my parents set up their Christmas decorations last weekend. They have a set of beautiful little toy ornaments. That is, they are beautiful except for one unfortunate teddy bear. Between the wicked grin and the weird, dead eyes, that thing looks demoniac. This year, I decided to say something about "demon bear" and, yes, everyone immediately knew what ornament I was talking about, even without further descriptions. However, we decided it was not in the holiday spirit to banish it from the tree just because he looks evil. So, it went back and is hanging from the tree once again.
But if I catch it changing branches, I am burning it.