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I am an Evil Mummy because...

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amylouky:
Because:

- I won't let my 6 year old throw his new soccer ball in the house.

- I made him take a bath last night.

- I wouldn't let him eat Gummi Worms after he brushed his teeth.

- I can't magically make his favorite shoes bigger, and they are now pinching his feet.

- I won't let my 4 year old ride on the dog's back.

- I also won't let him shoot his Nerf gun at the cat.

lofty:
Oh, where to begin!

-because I won't let him watch tv before school (like always)
-because I make DS actually pull up his pants before he leaves the bathroom
-because I gave him a kiss and he didn't WANT ONE, so I had to take it back

That was all before 7:30am this morning...

mime:
... DH and I have the bigger bedroom.

... I don't let him play Clash of Clans through dinner.

... I make him comb his hair.

Library Dragon:

--- Quote from: mime on March 21, 2014, 02:09:37 PM ---... DH and I have the bigger bedroom.

... I don't let him play Clash of Clans through dinner.

... I make him comb his hair.

--- End quote ---

Horrible person!

When he was 12 DS1 used to threaten to call the "child abusement" people.  I was evil because I made him clean his room, he had to eat at least three bites of each item on his plate (nothing he disliked just not junk food, and he couldn't just copy encyclopedia articles for school reports.

I would hand him the phone and phone number.

Nikko-chan:
I don't have kids but posting for updates. :)

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