Deflect her with a smile and a few snappy comebacks . Let her know that you have no intention of taking her seriously .
Thank you , but I'm currently in a long term committed rel@tionship with chocolate .
When I had a cat : My cat and I have an agreement . I don't date - he doesn't pee in my shoes while I'm sleeping.
In response to
"We need to find you a man ." : Just find me his wallet . That's the only part I really want right now .
"You should have a boyfriend ." : And you should have a puppy! I'll bring a few to your house this evening for you to choose from . What time is good for you ?
My dear lady , only my mother is allowed to intrude that far into my personal life and even she only has a 25% success rate .
As for the statement in the title of the post -
"I know someone who would be great for you! " : I already have my eye on someone - Okay , it's Johnny Depp , but as soon as he dumps that Amber woman , he's all mine . And believe me , I'll wait until he comes to his senses .
Finding a boyfriend is like choosing lingerie - we'd all prefer to do it ourselves .