I used to watch a TV show called Brookside, set in Liverpool (UK) from 80s till I think 2006. It really was fantastic, and the leader of some very taboo storylines.
One of my favourite characters was Julia Brogan, an elderly lady who would come out with some corkers.
"I think we should go to offer our support and raise their moralities" (instead of morales)
She talks about "stimulators" instead of simulators.
I am now firmly entrenched in watching Brookside on YouTube.
What are your favourite malapropisms from TV/movies??