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In front of a CEMETERY.
Follow-up:
we were in a cemetery!
Original post:
Tay managed to get us seats at a table, but then I had to work to avoid making eye contact with anybody.
Follow-up:
So this stranger is accepting our hospitality whilst yipping to a LOT of our close friends about how "nasty" and "uncouth" we were. Even her Boyfriend was embarrassed by her behavior. She went off about our choice of a cold buffet (although we had a seafood bar (!) ), and refused to sit with any of our friends-- "T" actually went and set up a table for her, and her alone.
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No veil, no train, no flowers, nothing. Her gown showed off her arms, back, and some of her legs above her boots.
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I had a long dress, and chose to wear comfy shoes as opposed to new ones...
As a final indignity, this girl left a note IN MY BOUQUET
Original:
So I wrote two notes, one saying they should be disgusted at what they're doing to the tradition of marriage, and another breaking up with Tay
Follow-up:
this girl left a note IN MY BOUQUET, written on tissue, accusing me of making a mockery of marriage, and telling ME, the bride, to tell "T" that she didn't want to see him anymore!
Original:
[The groom] was wearing a LEATHER COLLAR, five earrings, and an eyebrow ring
[The bride's] (black) hair was pulled back to show off the seven rings in each ear.
Follow-up:
I am quite pierced, and, in fact, have several tattoos. But what the heck? Do my browrings somehow nullify the wedding ring?
