Even adult children can have their moments. A friend of my Mom was telling about her son calling her the other day: "Mom, since you don't use your bathtub, can I thaw a pig in there???"
After a "Whaaaat???" moment, he explained. He was planning to roast a whole pig in a pit, Hawaiian style, for a family party that they were having at her house. He knew she didn't use the bathtub, only the shower, and he thought that the tub would be a perfect place to thaw out the frozen solid Porky that he had purchased. What he had not considered were the logistics of getting said frozen porker into the house, across the new carpet, down the hall to the tub and how to get the thawed pig back out again without dripping raw pig juice all over the floor. I think Porky weighed around 100 pounds and would not have been easy to handle in either state.
The answer to the question was Oh, heck no! I think Porky got thawed in a horse trough out on the porch with ice.