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Author Topic: Uh.. ya, don't do that....  (Read 697962 times)

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AfleetAlex

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #3495 on: June 29, 2016, 02:37:30 PM »
When you decide to open a brand-new container of orange juice, and then realize after you've taken the lid off that you need to shake it, don't assume the seal will still hold perfectly. Orange juice in the eye is actually quite painful.
I have a chronic case of foot-in-mouth disease.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #3496 on: June 29, 2016, 04:36:58 PM »
When you're not entirely sure you've fractured a bone in your wrist, and you're supposed to wait a couple of weeks and then check back in with the doctor if it's still wonky, there are several things you ought not do.

Among those things are moving large fence panels, lifting the various pieces of your mum's disassembled motor scooter into (and out of, and back into) the car, and pushing yourself up out of the bathtub with the affected hand.

I will be going to acute care tomorrow as I suspect this bruised lump is not at all normal.
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #3497 on: July 11, 2016, 07:19:30 AM »
As I was putting the kitten in solitary confinement, I scooped out food and put it in his dish, then pulled straight up and smacked the crown of my head on the towel bar. No tears, some ice helped, brushing my hair this morning hurt.
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ladyknight1

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #3498 on: July 20, 2016, 07:51:22 AM »
DH was working with his boss, who owns the company.

DH and boss had a miter saw, a full can of spray paint and $13K worth of equipment for a job they are working on. Boss picks up the saw, and puts it down so it touches the full can of black spray paint. It explodes. DH, Boss, the back of DH' 2016 white pickup, the inside of the bed and topper, equipment, all of the tools, the inverter, key machines, everything is covered in black paint.
ďAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."
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