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Outdoor Girl

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1290 on: March 03, 2014, 03:50:34 PM »
LOL.  Love it.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1291 on: March 03, 2014, 10:11:53 PM »
Quote from: Slartibartfast on February 28, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
A friend took this picture in Nashville:



I wonder how well they're doing . . .

Haha.  Subtle!
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Thipu1

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1292 on: March 04, 2014, 01:07:34 PM »
Just saw another good one outside a wine shop.

'Be nice to champagne.  It's under a lot of pressure.'

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1293 on: March 06, 2014, 11:57:19 AM »
On one of those funny sign montages: "Please Control Your Children (their manners reflect your love for them)"
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1294 on: March 06, 2014, 12:56:08 PM »
Driving down one of the main roads that goes through our town, I saw one driving school, named Leisure Driving is out of business. Hmm!
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1295 on: March 06, 2014, 01:13:19 PM »
Not really a sign but...

I just received one of the most amusing mixups in an professional email newsletter. I belong to a national wine club that sends out weekly "wine profiles" on selections they have for sale. It usually has a photo of the bottle with a description of the maker, description of the wine, and suggestions for what it pairs with. This time however they mixed up the "tastes like" and "pairs with" text so that this particular bottle of wine pairs with "cherries, raspberry, clove and exotic spices" while it tastes like "grilled salmon, duck, wild game birds". Ew, I think I'll pass on a wine that tastes like grilled salmon :P
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1296 on: March 06, 2014, 02:25:21 PM »
<sob>

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1297 on: March 06, 2014, 02:40:23 PM »
Quote from: mrs_deb on March 06, 2014, 02:25:21 PM
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Please explain.

Is it the Korn that bothers you? That's just expected around here, like Kountry Kitchen. We all know it is annoyingly cutesy.

No cholesterol in corn oil.
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Outdoor Girl

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1298 on: March 06, 2014, 02:44:23 PM »
 I think it might be the coverd and the wtih - missing the 'e' and the 't' and 'i' transposed.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1299 on: March 06, 2014, 02:45:32 PM »
Quote from: Luci45 on March 06, 2014, 02:40:23 PM
Quote from: mrs_deb on March 06, 2014, 02:25:21 PM
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Please explain.

Is it the Korn that bothers you? That's just expected around here, like Kountry Kitchen. We all know it is annoyingly cutesy.

No cholesterol in corn oil.
It's the words "coverd wtih" just below the cutesy Kettle Korn.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1300 on: March 06, 2014, 03:12:29 PM »
Thanks! I've seen that sign so many times I don't even see it anymore!  :)

The really sad thing it's mass produced!
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1301 on: March 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM »
Maybe somebody can explain this one to me, because I am confused.

Every day, on my way to my office at work, I pass a series of cabinet/closet type things that are used by student organizations to store stuff.  (I work on a college campus.) 

For the past few days, one of them has had a post-it note stuck on it with the words
"I can't get over the butterfly feet"
written on it in purple marker.

I have no idea what this means (maybe something to do with the sliding doors) but it makes me laugh.
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GlitterIsMyDrug

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1302 on: March 06, 2014, 03:48:20 PM »
Quote from: whatsanenigma on March 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM
Maybe somebody can explain this one to me, because I am confused.

Every day, on my way to my office at work, I pass a series of cabinet/closet type things that are used by student organizations to store stuff.  (I work on a college campus.) 

For the past few days, one of them has had a post-it note stuck on it with the words
"I can't get over the butterfly feet"
written on it in purple marker.

I have no idea what this means (maybe something to do with the sliding doors) but it makes me laugh.

Apparently it is making butterfly prints using your feet.

Like so:


Not my feet fyi.
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whatsanenigma

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1303 on: March 06, 2014, 03:59:11 PM »
Quote from: GlitterIsMyDrug on March 06, 2014, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: whatsanenigma on March 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM
Maybe somebody can explain this one to me, because I am confused.

Every day, on my way to my office at work, I pass a series of cabinet/closet type things that are used by student organizations to store stuff.  (I work on a college campus.) 

For the past few days, one of them has had a post-it note stuck on it with the words
"I can't get over the butterfly feet"
written on it in purple marker.

I have no idea what this means (maybe something to do with the sliding doors) but it makes me laugh.

Apparently it is making butterfly prints using your feet.

Like so:


Not my feet fyi.

Well, these are a bunch of college students, and some of the organizations that store stuff there mentor children as part of what they do, so that could very well be it, that there are some of those stored there.   :)
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1304 on: March 06, 2014, 07:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Elfmama on March 06, 2014, 02:45:32 PM
Quote from: Luci45 on March 06, 2014, 02:40:23 PM
Quote from: mrs_deb on March 06, 2014, 02:25:21 PM
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Please explain.

Is it the Korn that bothers you? That's just expected around here, like Kountry Kitchen. We all know it is annoyingly cutesy.

No cholesterol in corn oil.
It's the words "coverd wtih" just below the cutesy Kettle Korn.

I didn't notice that initially...I thought we were all crying over the "NO BUTTER" part!
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