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Dazi

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1200 on: July 11, 2013, 05:45:48 AM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I made it to the sign for the carpeting company before I laughed out loud.  How far did you get?

You made it longer than I did...lost at BJ's parking sign.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1201 on: July 11, 2013, 09:43:41 AM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I got as far as the rearrangement number and letter stickers in the hardward store.  The numbers weren't anything special. Then I saw what someone spelled with the letters.   :)

I think my mouth may have twitched a bit at the prominently male tree, though.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1202 on: July 11, 2013, 09:53:42 AM »
I got all the way through.  With my teeth clenched, mind you, but I was determined!
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1203 on: July 11, 2013, 11:55:35 AM »
I've seen that list before, so I could make it all the way through. Took me three tries, though, before I could do it the first time I saw it.

When I showed it to my boyfriend, with dinner on the line that he couldn't do it, there was no possible way I was giggling in the background to try to set him off. Nope. Nuh-uh. You can't prove a thing.  >:D

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1205 on: July 24, 2013, 03:46:28 PM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I made it to the sign for the carpeting company before I laughed out loud.  How far did you get?

not far....I was laughing at about the second one :)


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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1207 on: July 24, 2013, 06:09:27 PM »
This isn't a sign.  It's the name of a band but, how can you not love a group named 'Trampled by Turtles?'

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1208 on: August 25, 2013, 06:51:06 PM »
Friends of ours had this sign posted on the mailbox at their house yesterday for their housewarming party in the backyard:

Welcome to the ___s' cookout.
First impressions in front, party in the back.
Just like the mullet. Remember the mullet?


Below that, there were two little "check boxes."

__Yes
Come on back and pour yourself a beer.

__No
Sorry, we'll need to see some ID. Come on back and pour yourself a Pepsi.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1209 on: August 29, 2013, 01:46:08 PM »
My name is Lisa.  I sent this to my husband...but told him that he should substitute his own name.  Or not  ;)
« Last Edit: August 29, 2013, 03:00:55 PM by blueyzca01 »
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1210 on: August 29, 2013, 06:25:04 PM »
My name is Lisa.  I sent this to my husband...but told him that he should substitute his own name.  Or not  ;)
I don't get it. I am perplexed ... and intrigued. What did you send to your husband, Lisa?
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1211 on: August 29, 2013, 08:23:45 PM »
My name is Lisa.  I sent this to my husband...but told him that he should substitute his own name.  Or not  ;)
I don't get it. I am perplexed ... and intrigued. What did you send to your husband, Lisa?

I am also lost in the woods. (Was this something in the 'bet you can't not laugh'. Sadly, I didn't think any were funny. Mostly gross and childish and heard so many times I'm over it. Sigh. Poor me.)

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1212 on: August 30, 2013, 01:23:52 PM »
My name is Lisa.  I sent this to my husband...but told him that he should substitute his own name.  Or not  ;)
I don't get it. I am perplexed ... and intrigued. What did you send to your husband, Lisa?

I am also lost in the woods. (Was this something in the 'bet you can't not laugh'. Sadly, I didn't think any were funny. Mostly gross and childish and heard so many times I'm over it. Sigh. Poor me.)
I agree with you Luci.  I didn't even smile, which made me sad because I might be turning into a grumpy old lady.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1213 on: August 31, 2013, 12:13:10 PM »
Best store name ever - on a little shop in Inverness, Scotland:

"Telly on the blink"
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1214 on: September 03, 2013, 07:15:00 AM »
I haven't read all the way, but I need to put these in before I forget!

When my sister and I were small, Mum used to take us to her sister's farm for holidays at least once a year. Partway there, we drove through steep, forested hills, and there was a sign that said WARNING: LOGGING TRUCKS. There was much giggling and discussion of the sneaky sneaky logging trucks that must be hiding up the hill to jump on small cars and squash them flat. ;D

Some years ago, when a certain person was the American president, you could guarantee seeing someone taking a photo of a particular intersection in my stepfather's home town. The intersection? Clinton Street and Faithful Street. >:D
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