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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1200 on: July 09, 2013, 03:18:13 PM »
Seen in the window of a little shop I just drove by:

Knives
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1201 on: July 10, 2013, 01:30:34 PM »
Seen in the window of a little shop I just drove by:

Knives
Guns
Divorce Forms
Try the knife first.  If that doesn't work, try the gun.

As a last resort, if the first two didn't solve the problem, the divorce forms are also available here >:D.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1202 on: July 10, 2013, 04:08:38 PM »
76 brand of gasoline has a new marketing campaign going on -- Stop "honkaholism" -- about not using your car horn.  There is a new billboard on my way to work with the slogan "Give a Hoot. Don't Toot." Several things about this Crack.Me.Up:

1) Does anyone remember the original '70s US Forrest Service mascot, Woodsy Owl, "Give a hoot, don't pollute"? Yeah, an oil company has just co-opted and bastardized it.  ::)

2) When I was a kid, "toot" was a popular euphemism for passing gas. So are they advising me to reduce my noise pollution or air pollution?  >:D
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1204 on: July 10, 2013, 11:44:09 PM »
"After all this time?"
"Always."

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1205 on: July 11, 2013, 06:45:48 AM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I made it to the sign for the carpeting company before I laughed out loud.  How far did you get?

You made it longer than I did...lost at BJ's parking sign.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1206 on: July 11, 2013, 10:43:41 AM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I got as far as the rearrangement number and letter stickers in the hardward store.  The numbers weren't anything special. Then I saw what someone spelled with the letters.   :)

I think my mouth may have twitched a bit at the prominently male tree, though.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1207 on: July 11, 2013, 10:53:42 AM »
I got all the way through.  With my teeth clenched, mind you, but I was determined!
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1208 on: July 11, 2013, 12:55:35 PM »
I've seen that list before, so I could make it all the way through. Took me three tries, though, before I could do it the first time I saw it.

When I showed it to my boyfriend, with dinner on the line that he couldn't do it, there was no possible way I was giggling in the background to try to set him off. Nope. Nuh-uh. You can't prove a thing.  >:D

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1210 on: July 24, 2013, 04:46:28 PM »
http://fb-troublemakers.com/can-you-make-it-through-this-post-without-giggling-11694/

I couldn't help but laugh.....

I made it to the sign for the carpeting company before I laughed out loud.  How far did you get?

not far....I was laughing at about the second one :)

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1212 on: July 24, 2013, 07:09:27 PM »
This isn't a sign.  It's the name of a band but, how can you not love a group named 'Trampled by Turtles?'

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1213 on: August 25, 2013, 07:51:06 PM »
Friends of ours had this sign posted on the mailbox at their house yesterday for their housewarming party in the backyard:

Welcome to the ___s' cookout.
First impressions in front, party in the back.
Just like the mullet. Remember the mullet?


Below that, there were two little "check boxes."

__Yes
Come on back and pour yourself a beer.

__No
Sorry, we'll need to see some ID. Come on back and pour yourself a Pepsi.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1214 on: August 29, 2013, 02:46:08 PM »
My name is Lisa.  I sent this to my husband...but told him that he should substitute his own name.  Or not  ;)
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