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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1320 on: May 08, 2014, 04:45:56 PM »
This wasn't a sign per say, but as I was listening to music on my Itunes, I looked up and saw this title/album combination, and it cracked me up! Mods, if it is in the wrong folder, please move.


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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1321 on: July 08, 2014, 09:39:56 PM »
I always laugh at signs that say "must be 21 to enter" on bars, or "must be 21 to purchase alcohol" in stores.

I always think, well, I haven't been 21 for quite a few years now.  Am I still allowed to enter the bar, purchase the alcohol, whatever?

I know what the signs mean, of course, but I wish they would include the words "at least" or "or over" or something.

Sort of like, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." I wonder, "Is it OK to come in without pants?"


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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1322 on: August 14, 2014, 11:09:11 AM »
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1323 on: August 23, 2014, 03:22:16 PM »
From Bannack Park in Montana:

          HORSE TRAIL
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No Horses Beyond This Point


(I could see what they meant, but it was still pretty funny.)

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1324 on: August 25, 2014, 03:49:40 PM »
This one


Banner type says


“Please do not enter the dangerous area beyond this gate! You quite possibly will be hurt, then you will sue, then a protracted court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you will lose because this sign that warned you will be ‘Exhibit 1′.”
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1325 on: September 11, 2014, 11:16:48 PM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1326 on: September 12, 2014, 10:47:15 AM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1327 on: September 12, 2014, 10:49:16 AM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1328 on: September 12, 2014, 10:50:32 AM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.
Could it be some sort of exercise trail, where you do a different exercise at each station?  So that here at Station #6 you jump over a log a few times? 
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1329 on: September 13, 2014, 02:47:34 AM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1330 on: September 13, 2014, 01:50:10 PM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1331 on: September 13, 2014, 05:15:19 PM »


This one is French.  I have no clue what information it's trying to convey.

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1332 on: September 13, 2014, 08:13:00 PM »
A bit of background so you'll see why this sign is so funny to me: If you walk down my street, there is one person who has a big dog. A big vicious dog. It is kept behind a fence, with lots of signs. "Beware of dog" etc. Well this week I walked by and a new sign struck me as hysterical. Note: Anything in parenthesis is a picture, not actual words. The sign said:

Prayer (Praying hands)  is the best way to meet the lord. Tresspassing is (big dog) faster.

:D I think it might be a modified version of the one with the gun, but in its place it has a dog. *Snicker*

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1333 on: September 15, 2014, 04:00:23 PM »
This isn't quite a sign but I think it belongs here. 

Today, we received a brochure for a cemetery.  The front page reads,  'Family is where life begins and love never ends.  When you plan ahead with family, it's piece-of-mind for all of you'.

Yup.  That's right.  Dad was never reticent about giving us a piece of his mind when the mood hit him (and it often did).  how soothing it will be to hear him commenting on our weight, our financial decisions or our choices of partner from beyond the grave.
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1334 on: September 15, 2014, 04:16:09 PM »
This isn't quite a sign but I think it belongs here. 

Today, we received a brochure for a cemetery.  The front page reads,  'Family is where life begins and love never ends.  When you plan ahead with family, it's piece-of-mind for all of you'.

Yup.  That's right.  Dad was never reticent about giving us a piece of his mind when the mood hit him (and it often did).  how soothing it will be to hear him commenting on our weight, our financial decisions or our choices of partner from beyond the grave.

That's better than what I'm envisioning - divvying up the gray matter of the dearly departed . . .