You all probably remember the health food nuts from my previous post (I used a different N word to describe them but I will call them nuts here because of previous objections).
I normally try to avoid the health food nuts like that plague but I got stuck doing group work with one of them today in school. She said, "I hope class is over soon. I have to go to the bathroom." I said, "You and me both."
Health food nut surveyed my appearance and I could tell she was thinking about my weight. She said,"You go to the bathroom an awful lot. You probably have diabetes."
I was tested recently for everything under the sun and I don't have diabetes. Rather than explain that though I said, "What an interesting assumption. Did you find any information about X in the textbook?"
I'm so proud of myself for using the E-hell phrase!