Niece is marrying her dirtbag boyfriend. They both work at Burger King and are expecting twins.
Good luck to 'em.
My mother wants no part of this.
This is the same guy Niece asked Nephew to punch out. Former Sister in Law told Dirtbag to drop the charges, or she'd make his life miserable. Guess what? That ship has sailed.
In the meantime, Former Sister in Law allowed Dirtbag to stay overnight in her home with Niece.
My mother is scandalized. They are teenagers.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nephew met this girl on the internet. She drove two hours to meet him at my mother's house. Fortunately for them, neither turned out to be a serial killer. They stayed in his room with the door closed. She left without saying good bye to my mom, who pronounced her "a floozie".
I am going to tell my mom I need her webcam and to send it to me. She doesn't need a webcam. My son installed it for no reason, other than he likes to spend money. It actually was in a drawer until Nephew found it.
Oh, my mother made Nephew buy dog food.
Good for her.