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Niece and Nephew update

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IndianInlaw:
Niece is marrying her dirtbag boyfriend.   They both work at Burger King and are expecting twins.

Good luck to 'em.

My mother wants no part of this.

This is the same guy Niece asked Nephew to punch out.  Former Sister in Law told  Dirtbag to drop the charges, or she'd make his life miserable.  Guess what?  That ship has sailed.

In the meantime, Former Sister in Law allowed Dirtbag to stay overnight in her home with Niece.

My mother is scandalized.  They are teenagers.


Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nephew met this girl on the internet.  She drove two hours to meet him at my mother's house.  Fortunately for them, neither turned out to be a serial killer.  They stayed in his room with the door closed.   She left without saying good bye to my mom, who pronounced her "a floozie".

I am going to tell my mom I need her webcam and to send it to me.  She doesn't need a webcam. My son installed it for no reason, other than he likes to spend money.  It actually was in a drawer until Nephew found it.

Oh, my mother made Nephew buy dog food.

Good for her.

Hawkwatcher:
I thought that these people might be moving.  Did they decide to stay?

Gileswench:
You know, Indian-in-law, whenever you post about Niece and Nephew, I feel like I'm watching a particularly juicy nature documentary.

Raising twins on the income from working at Burger King? Bringing an internet chat buddy to grandma's house on a first date? Who does these things? I can hear the PBS narration already!

Clara Bow:
I know that I should be ashamed of myself, but I love reading this stuff. You could not make up anything any better.
Love at the Burger King, eh?? Oh that is going to sound wonderful as the opening line on "American Justice".....your poor mother. There is no way I'd let some cyberhoochie in my house! Thank goodness she was just a slattern and not a criminal. Where is that boy's mind??
Don't answer that.....

MineralDiva:
I think you should bow out and adopt the Burger King slogan, when dealing with these Blooming Idiots (at least the one they used years ago):  "Have it your way!"

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