Some of you may remember my mentioning this little gem here and at the previous board. I was seeing a particular dentist for the first time, and I had my then-13-year-old and infant daughters with me. The teenager was going to keep an eye on the baby while I had my teeth done. In the waiting room, I introduced them to the dentist. He looked from older to younger and said, "Oh, well! Accidents happen!"
That would have been the perfect moment for an icy, "What an interesting assumption."
*sigh*