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freakyfemme

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The Snarking Game (again)
« on: October 10, 2007, 09:20:16 PM »
Hey all,

Most people here already know how to play this game, but for those who don't, the rules are simple.  I'm going to start by saying something completely innocuous, and then everyone else has to find some way to pretend to take "offense" to my statement.....and, the crazier the reasons behind your "offense," the better.  If you can't think of any kind of "offense" to take, or you just want to keep things moving, then feel free to start again with another completely innocuous statement.  Here we go:

I have a painting of a maple leaf that I made hanging over my desk.

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 09:26:44 PM »
How utterly degrading to cripples, seals, butterflies!
 
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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 09:27:00 PM »


I have a painting of a maple leaf that I made hanging over my desk.

How dare you defile my national symbol by reproducing it yourself and then hanging it in such an obnoxious place. Shame on you.

I think I'll take my dog for a walk.

What?!?!?  I'm a Canadian too, so it's not just YOUR national symbol, it's also MIIIIINE!!!!  And, I'm sorry you feel I've defiled it, but what about the Group of Seven artists, who painted whole scenes of several maple TREES, each containing MANY maple leaves?!?!?  By your logic, haven't THEY defiled your precious national symbol even MORE?!?!?!?!  Oh, and how DARE you talk about taking your dog for a walk, when there are people in this world who have neither dogs, nor the ability to walk?

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 09:27:56 PM »
How dare you walk your dog down my street!  Don't you know that will cause my two dogs to go berserk and start barking, clawing at the door!!!  Thanks a lot.  And I suppose you're going to let them pee on MY curb??

I'm going to go sit down and try to ignore their barking.

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 09:29:35 PM »
I'm going to go sit down and try to ignore their barking.

How dare you ignore them?? The poor dears are EXPRESSING themselves!  They have that right and freedom!

I'm going to go fix the rarest steak I can and eat the ENTIRE thing!

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2007, 09:31:24 PM »
I'm going to go sit down and try to ignore their barking.

How dare you ignore them?? The poor dears are EXPRESSING themselves!  They have that right and freedom!

I'm going to go fix the rarest steak I can and eat the ENTIRE thing!

Those dogs are re-expressing over where I just allowed the NEIGHBOR'S dog to express himself!!  That, and the CHILDRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN play in the street!!
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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2007, 09:32:25 PM »
[I'm going to go fix the rarest steak I can and eat the ENTIRE thing!

Now that I'd like to see.  Where do you find a broken rare steak?
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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 09:33:48 PM »
[I'm going to go fix the rarest steak I can and eat the ENTIRE thing!

Now that I'd like to see.  Where do you find a broken rare steak?

At SuperTarget, DUUUHHH!!!  :P

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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2007, 09:40:15 PM »
Well, Duh, I don't shop at SuperTarget.  You're insulting me because I didn't know Target had broken rare steak.  AND you're having steak while I had hamburger???  And you didn't save any for my dogs, right?

Some people!!

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2007, 09:41:18 PM »
Well, Duh, I don't shop at SuperTarget.  You're insulting me because I didn't know Target had broken rare steak.  AND you're having steak while I had hamburger???  And you didn't save any for my dogs, right?

Some people!!

How DARE you raise carnivore dogs?  Don't you know the healthiest dogs are vegetarians????

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2007, 09:43:45 PM »
My favorite SIL is a vegetarian.

Are you calling her a dog???

She works for a major computer company and she knows how to send worms....

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2007, 09:45:15 PM »
Well, Duh, I don't shop at SuperTarget.  You're insulting me because I didn't know Target had broken rare steak.  AND you're having steak while I had hamburger???  And you didn't save any for my dogs, right?

Some people!!

How DARE you raise carnivore dogs?  Don't you know the healthiest dogs are vegetarians????

Says who?  All of my dogs were raised carnivore.  They're the best carnivore barkers around ("Step right up . . .").  And if I could find it, I'd gladly feed them broken rare steak.  I wouldn't bother to fix it.
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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 09:46:57 PM »
Well, apparently you can find it at SuperTarget.


and I love my dogs - I would certainly fix it for them! 

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2007, 09:50:17 PM »
Well I can't believe you are advocating cow murder!

Cause that's what eating STEAK is!! (I LOVE steak, btw)

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Re: The Snarking Game (again)
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 09:54:30 PM »
So you're reading and posting on ehell???
Why haven't we seen you on the song title or movie quote post (especially since I started that one)?  Or even the baby names post?

I may have to go to bed.