Most people here already know how to play this game, but for those who don't, the rules are simple. I'm going to start by saying something completely innocuous, and then everyone else has to find some way to pretend to take "offense" to my statement.....and, the crazier the reasons behind your "offense," the better. If you can't think of any kind of "offense" to take, or you just want to keep things moving, then feel free to start again with another completely innocuous statement. Here we go:
I have a painting of a maple leaf that I made hanging over my desk.