Reading through the neighbor hell has inspired me to share a story about mine.
I will refer to him as L. L is very overbearing and it has seemed easier to deal with him than confront him. L will knock on our door only to walk in our house anyway.
My husband works from home and I go to school. I am generally home by 1pm and my son doesn't get home from school until 3:30. So on this particular day, my husband and I were having an "afternoon delight". We didn't have our bedroom door closed because we thought we were alone. Our room is on the first floor.
Well, the neighbor calls about 20 minutes later. I answer the phone and he starts laughing. L says "I figured you wouldn't answer the phone." He then starts to discribe what he saw. I was screaming at him about knocking. He said he knocked but we didn't answer so he just walked in.
To make matters worse, a few weeks went by. I was still upset. We were outside on the deck having a couple of drinks with my sister. L comes over and proceeds to tell my sister about it. He then begins to act out what he saw on the deck, laying on it.. among other postions.
Needless to say we are moving.