I could not help but share this with you (sorry if this isn't appropriate but I'm dying here!) PC is my problem child at work.
So PC gets a potential customer that deal with Medieval themes. It's a pretty big contract and I'm overseeing (read, doing all the work) the proposal. I sit him down and explain how we need to appeal to their customers and to them and how much fun it would be to put a Medieval flare to the proposal, (I'm very familiar with the SCA).
PC says, well I don't know much about the 1900's. Umm, ok, so I explain a little bit about the Medieval period.
Later on in the conversation PC says I think we should focus on Julius Caesar and theme the entire site around him.
He is now reading various sites about the Medieval time period and I'm bringing in my Camelot book. He has also been instructed that he is no longer to contact the client without me and I will be at every meeting and phone call. At which he will not speak.
But I am still just laughing to myself. UGH!
Modified to add: I can't talk about actual disciplinary actions on this forum as it is open to the public, so please be patient when I don't respond to those