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Camarynne

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #120 on: December 10, 2007, 10:32:41 PM »
*Sigh* If I have to Google someone to find out who they are, I'm not prepared to listen to them.  It would probably offend my delicate sensibilities or something. Besides you know I get frequent headaches. I'm sure that would just make it worse.

For you, I have chosen a lifetime subscription to your absolute favorite magazine.

RainhaDoTexugo

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #121 on: December 10, 2007, 10:38:11 PM »
Lifetime subscription?  I don't suppose you thought to get me bookshelves or anything to store them, and I guess you didn't think to order me the back issues, either.

I got you Guitar Hero III and the gaming system you need to play it.

freakyfemme

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #122 on: December 11, 2007, 12:32:40 AM »
Lifetime subscription?  I don't suppose you thought to get me bookshelves or anything to store them, and I guess you didn't think to order me the back issues, either.

I got you Guitar Hero III and the gaming system you need to play it.

Guitar Hero?!?!?!  Silly Raina, everyone knows that I'm not a Guitar Hero, I'm a Clarinet Goddess, d@mmit!!! ;)

Here's an antique armoire, in whatever colour matches your bedroom best.
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Coralreef

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #123 on: December 11, 2007, 08:52:05 AM »

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Here's an antique armoire, in whatever colour matches your bedroom best.
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I knew it!  You think I only have old junk in my house!  How dare you!

Here is a membership to the symphony orchestra.
"It's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years." - Office coffee cup.

Joannie81

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #124 on: December 11, 2007, 09:05:40 AM »



Here's an antique armoire, in whatever colour matches your bedroom best.
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I knew it!  You think I only have old junk in my house!  How dare you!

Here is a membership to the symphony orchestra.
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Oh wonderful!  When will I have the time to go?  Between work and babysitting I don't have time to think!

Here is a $500 gift card to Macy's.

siddpup

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #125 on: December 11, 2007, 09:21:14 AM »
I just can't take it anymore.  Macy's????  How could you?  You know that I don't shop there, ever since 'the incident.'  I may have to take a week off from work due to the panic that the thought of going to that store.  Shudder.

I have made you one of my famous cheesecakes.  The chocolate one that you liked so much at Thanksgiving. 

Lynn
Mmmm.  Chocolate.

Elle

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #126 on: December 11, 2007, 09:55:16 AM »
I'm lactose intolerant. You'd know that if you knew anything about me.

I made you a delicious vegan desert

siddpup

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #127 on: December 11, 2007, 10:16:54 AM »
Vegan?  Are you trying to make a crack about the fact that I eat meat?  I know that your personal lifestyle choices are actually all about insulting me about my lifestyle choices, aren't they?  Admit it.

(I can't believe I just had to be insulted about getting a dessert.  Aaargh.  This thread is making me want chocolate.  And new cars.  And homemade quilts.  And a new motorcycle-to go in my lovely new house's garage.)

Personally, I have gotten you something you will really love.  Honest-you will.  I got you a new vehicle-one of your choice.  That's right-if you want the new Prius, it is all yours.  If you want a vintage Vincent motorcycle-I will go and get it for you.  Model A-done.  BMW R1200RT-well, I might just have to test ride that bike for you to be sure it works, but then it will be all yours.   ;D  DeLorean time machine with nuclear powered flux capacitor-I will get it, thought it may take a little longer.  Just let me know what you choose.   It will be in perfect running order, with all maintenance, insurance and gas paid for for one year from the date of purchase. 

Lynn

Elle

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #128 on: December 11, 2007, 10:56:16 AM »
Hmmm, obviously someone doesn't care about the environment if you're encouraging *driving.* Even those electric cars require coal being burnt y'know.


Here, I got you all these carbon credits

ginlyn32

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #129 on: December 11, 2007, 12:31:47 PM »
Carbon credits?? you call THAT a GIFT???? You might as well "donated a gift in my name" to _______ Charity!! Yeah right...I bet you just pocketed the cash....some friend you are!

Here, I made these amazing Dark Chocolate Truffles by hand for you.

Ginger
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siddpup

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #130 on: December 11, 2007, 12:38:18 PM »
Mmmm.  Homemade truffles.  Let me give you my addre.....

Oops.  I mean-what a horrible, horrible gift.  Can you imagine all the starving cheetahs you could have fed with the money you spent on all those expensive ingredients.  What a waste.

I have bought you a new fountain pen and stationary set.

Lynn

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #131 on: December 11, 2007, 01:14:12 PM »
Fountain pen?  Have you forgotten what a mess they make?

Here's a brand new Aston Martin, complete with its most famous driver.   >:D





Camarynne

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #132 on: December 11, 2007, 02:49:57 PM »
Yeah, if I park THAT at Wal-Mart, it's just gonna be Parking Lot Target Practice. And a man???? What WERE you thinking? How am I going to explain that gift to my Girlfriend?? You're just making a passive-agressive dig at my lifestyle, aren't you? Hmph.

I am sure you'll love this top-of-the line digital camera with extra memory.

MasterofSquirrels

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #133 on: December 11, 2007, 03:05:04 PM »
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I am sure you'll love this top-of-the line digital camera with extra memory.

yeah... your're sure? well I already have one. And after next week, its not so top of the line anymore...is it?

i just got you 4 front row center tickets to you favorite music group/band

JoieGirl7

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #134 on: December 11, 2007, 03:13:04 PM »
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I am sure you'll love this top-of-the line digital camera with extra memory.

yeah... your're sure? well I already have one. And after next week, its not so top of the line anymore...is it?

i just got you 4 front row center tickets to you favorite music group/band

What?!  The concert was last night!  In LONDON!!!  And I really would have liked to have gone.
 
Oh, well, here is your 12 place setting of Lenox china.