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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2007, 06:00:30 PM »
Are you saying i'm unreliable? That I never show up on time? The gall!

I got you a spa day

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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2007, 06:01:27 PM »
A Date Book?  You totally re-gifted that to me, admit it.  I am a grown woman, and do not need pictures of puppies and kitties.

Here is a case of wine from my favorite vineyard in Tuscany.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2007, 06:03:56 PM »
An entire case of wine?  What are you implying??

I've chosen a lovely hat, scarf and gloves set for you.

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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2007, 07:11:14 PM »
An entire case of wine?  What are you implying??

I've chosen a lovely hat, scarf and gloves set for you.

Are you even remotely aware that those dyes cause cancer?  I'm probably going to die just from being in the same room from them.  Are you trying to kill me?

I chose a lovely box of spices from that store you like so much for your gift.

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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2007, 07:31:32 PM »
An entire case of wine?  What are you implying??

I've chosen a lovely hat, scarf and gloves set for you.

Are you even remotely aware that those dyes cause cancer?  I'm probably going to die just from being in the same room from them.  Are you trying to kill me?

I chose a lovely box of spices from that store you like so much for your gift.

Lynn



Spices?  BLECCCH!!  I think hospitals are spot-on for using NOTHING in their cooking.

DF has purchased a lovely set of board games for your family.

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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2007, 07:42:51 PM »


Spices?  BLECCCH!!  I think hospitals are spot-on for using NOTHING in their cooking.

DF has purchased a lovely set of board games for your family.
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Board games?!  Do you mean bored games?

Here are some really nice miniature rose bushes for you.  One in pink, one in yellow and one in white.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2007, 08:08:51 PM »


Spices?  BLECCCH!!  I think hospitals are spot-on for using NOTHING in their cooking.

DF has purchased a lovely set of board games for your family.
Board games?!  Do you mean bored games?

Here are some really nice miniature rose bushes for you.  One in pink, one in yellow and one in white.
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Well, you obviously forgot about my tender skin, which scratches easily.  But that's ok, I'll wear gloves, never mind about the thorns...I'll just suffer in silence...ouch!....oooh, that stings....how often do I have to water these things, anyway?

My gift to you is a season pass for the local team's games.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2007, 09:26:56 PM »
The Chicago Bears?????????  You got me tickets to those interception throwing; bad blocking; totally emotionally debilitating BEARS?  You HATE me!!  You want to see me have panic attacks again!  BuRN

By the way, I got you a full set of Caphalon Cookware

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2007, 09:46:05 PM »
The Chicago Bears?????????  You got me tickets to those interception throwing; bad blocking; totally emotionally debilitating BEARS?  You HATE me!!  You want to see me have panic attacks again!  BuRN

By the way, I got you a full set of Caphalon Cookware

Calphalon Cookware?!?!?!? Those make my food taste funny. I tried to make a batch of minestrone soup using the Calphalon stockpot and I'll be darned if it didn't react with one of the vegetables I use. You must really hate me!!!

I searched high and low for this afghan....hope you like it!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2007, 09:54:24 PM »
Afghan?  What if I don't have room for another dog?  >:D  And the vet bills!!  You really do hate me!

Here have this lovely cookbook.
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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2007, 10:12:27 PM »
Well.  You seemed to enjoy the last three dinner parties I invited you to.  You didn't complain about my cooking at that time.  If you were not satisfied with what I had to offer as the hostess - yoiu should not have accepted my next three invites.

I, being thoughtful, have gotten you a lovely crystal tree ornamant.

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« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2007, 10:18:12 PM »
Well.  You seemed to enjoy the last three dinner parties I invited you to.  You didn't complain about my cooking at that time.  If you were not satisfied with what I had to offer as the hostess - yoiu should not have accepted my next three invites.

I, being thoughtful, have gotten you a lovely crystal tree ornamant.
Oh wonderful.  With an 18 month granddaughter living here and a dog and 2 cats, it's such a safe gift when someone breaks it and my little angel gets cut.
I have gotten you a lovely set of wine glasses.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2007, 10:28:03 PM »
Well.  You seemed to enjoy the last three dinner parties I invited you to.  You didn't complain about my cooking at that time.  If you were not satisfied with what I had to offer as the hostess - yoiu should not have accepted my next three invites.

I, being thoughtful, have gotten you a lovely crystal tree ornamant.
Oh wonderful.  With an 18 month granddaughter living here and a dog and 2 cats, it's such a safe gift when someone breaks it and my little angel gets cut.
I have gotten you a lovely set of wine glasses.


So are you implying that all we drink is wine?? You think I'm an alcoholic don't you?? THE NERVE!!

I got you a Christmas sweatshirt with snowmen on it.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2007, 10:50:17 PM »
Well thank you.   ::)  I am assuming you got me a SWEAT SHIRT because I am so slender you thought I was a LITTLE BOY.  A little boy who likes sweatshirts with snowmen as oppossed to a GROWN woman, and a lady.  I understand that on your budget, something befitting a lady was probably not possible.  That is ok, Dahling, I understand.  (Almost too snarky for myself).

To give you some guidance on what to get an adult, I got you gourmet coffee beans.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2007, 10:56:02 PM »
Well thank you.   ::)  I am assuming you got me a SWEAT SHIRT because I am so slender you thought I was a LITTLE BOY.  A little boy who likes sweatshirts with snowmen as oppossed to a GROWN woman, and a lady.  I understand that on your budget, something befitting a lady was probably not possible.  That is ok, Dahling, I understand.  (Almost too snarky for myself).

To give you some guidance on what to get an adult, I got you gourmet coffee beans.

Well, that's just great. I'm allergic to coffee, and my husband can only drink decaffeinated beverages. We don't even OWN a coffee grinder. You're trying to rub that in our faces, aren't you? What am I supposed to do with these...these....magic beans?

I'm giving a good gift. Here is a set of guest towels.