You know I can never wear that...every thief and mugger in the world would take one look at me and drool uncontrollably. And, of course, it's not like I can exactly wear a thing like that out to Denny's. What kind of budget do you think we're on? AND of course you know I'm allergic to every precious metal except for unobtainium. Bu thanks. Really.
Please enjoy this coupon for 10% off your next carpet steam cleaning.
(Which I actually got once as a gift in an office exchange)