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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2007, 11:13:16 PM »
Oh great! Now I have special towels that nobody will ever use because they always look new. 

I'm giving you this a beautiful blown glass vase.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2007, 11:31:37 PM »
I'm giving you this a beautiful blown glass vase.

Which you would KNOW that I can't use due to my many allergies if you cared even the tiniest bit about me as a person.  Sheesh.  You should pay more attention to memememememe.

I, being much more discerning, have made some lovely homemade jams for you.  And I put the very last of last years' surprise hit-apple butter.

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edited to fix typo (yikes-someone needs to learn to proofread a little better-and it is me).
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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2007, 12:01:09 AM »
Homemade? How do I know what you might have put in there? What if I get...I don't know...botulism or something?? And you're giving me LAST year's apple butter?? Ewwwwwww!! Old food!!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2007, 12:07:38 AM »
Oh great!  Thanks so much, now I'll never be able to get BF to stop playing his stupid video games and watching action movies, and I'll never get to watch I Love Lucy again!  Some people! ::)

I have a high-end dvd player just for you.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2007, 12:10:14 AM »
Oh great!  Thanks so much, now I'll never be able to get BF to stop playing his stupid video games and watching action movies, and I'll never get to watch I Love Lucy again!  Some people! ::)

I have a high-end dvd player just for you.

I'm fairly sure I'll never figure out how to connect or use the darn thing.  Thanks for another dust catcher.

Here is an audio book from your favorite author.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2007, 12:10:18 AM »
How many times do I have to tell you that I have trouble paying attention when things are read out loud to me?  Why can't you just get me the freakin book, huh, so I can actually find out what happens in it?  Do you think I'm stupid just cuz I have trouble listening to things being read out loud?

Have some lovely cheese and a cheese board/knife set.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2007, 12:11:59 AM »
In case you don't remember I'm lactose intolerant and ever since "the little problem" the courts have decided I'm not allowed to have knives, tvm.

Here have a new bedding set.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2007, 12:12:59 AM »
In case you don't remember I'm lactose intolerant and ever since "the little problem" the courts have decided I'm not allowed to have knives, tvm.

Here have a new bedding set.
Are you saying you don't like my home decor?

Here's a batch of lovely homemade oatmeal butterscotch cookies!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2007, 12:25:27 AM »
Cookies!  What, are you hinting something?  Yeah, I know the darn cookie exchange is tomorrow, and I know that I haven't even STARTED baking yet, but you know what?  I'll get it done in my own good time, and you don't have to give me these passive aggressive hints!  Homemade cookies indeed!  Hmmph!

(totally OT, but I keep trying to type "the person below me" for the second half of this game, because I've spent so much time on that thread)

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2007, 12:31:45 AM »
Don't you know I can't wear shirts with writing on them to work? How could you!

Here's a copy of that PS2 karaoke game that's so popular right now

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2007, 12:33:59 AM »
Karaoke on PS2?  That is so last year.  We're getting Rock Band on 360 this Christmas, it's what all the cool kids play.

Have a brand new, top of the line computer with a year of free, reliable internet access.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2007, 12:59:04 AM »
that free internet is always dial-up. we have to have cable for WoW, or the lag times...

here's a brand-new Dyson vacuum cleaner.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2007, 01:46:37 AM »
*gasp* I can't believe you're giving me alcohol! I am a Christian! I am so offended that you would dishonor my household like that!**

Please enjoy this frosted glass chess set.


**imitation of someone I actually know. She's "allergic" to alcohol. Didn't stop her from snagging a bite of my tiramisu at dinner one night though! She and her hubby can't go to the local restaurant with the waitresses wearing white tanks and orange shorts, because what if someone sees them there? They have a church sticker on their van!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2007, 01:50:02 AM »
Chess? What are you too good to play checkers with me or something? The very idea!

I made you this lovely quilt that matches your decor

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2007, 02:18:49 AM »
Well, yes, but since my decor is ultra modern, a quilt really doesn't go with it, now does it?
 
Here's your gift...
 
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