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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2007, 12:25:33 PM »
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I got you a pretty necklace.

Great. I don't have any pretty earrings to wear with it.  Now what am I going to do?

Do you  like your gift? It's a leather trifold wallet.

A trifold wallet!! I am a woman, not a man!

I've made a donation to my favorite charity in your name.
No matter where you go, there you are...

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2007, 12:31:30 PM »
I'll have you know that I give to charity ALL THE TIME, and I don't need your oh-so-broad hint about how I should be giving more. 

Here, have a pretty tin full of my famous chocolate-mint frosted brownies.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2007, 12:48:15 PM »
Famous for giving people food poisoning I bet. Your just to cheap to go out and buy a real present
(I can't writ anymore. Mint brownies sound heavaenly!)

I got you your favorite movie

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2007, 01:10:17 PM »
You and 3 other people.  Thanks alot.

I got you a weekend trip to NYC , airfare and 4 * hotel paid.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2007, 01:26:01 PM »
That's cruel, you know I'm terrified of flying. You're making fun of my phobia, aren't you? How insensitive!!

I'm feeling generous, have a silver Lexus, fully loaded with all the goodies.
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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2007, 01:29:03 PM »
Keep a Lexus in my neighborhood?  Are you trying to get me mugged or make the police think I am a drug dealer?  It has to be one or the other!

Here is a $10,000 to buy whatever you like for yourself.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2007, 01:48:29 PM »
Keep a Lexus in my neighborhood?  Are you trying to get me mugged or make the police think I am a drug dealer?  It has to be one or the other!

Here is a $10,000 to buy whatever you like for yourself.

$10,000??? You cheapskate!

Here's a chocolate lover's basket.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #67 on: December 09, 2007, 02:15:11 PM »
It's all Milk Chocolate.  Gross.  You should know I prefer dark.  Besides, I live near 3 chocolate factories and can get as much as I like for free.

Here is 6 months subscription to Netflix.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2007, 02:22:18 PM »
It's all Milk Chocolate.  Gross.  You should know I prefer dark.  Besides, I live near 3 chocolate factories and can get as much as I like for free.

Here is 6 months subscription to Netflix.


Like I couldn't get that for free just for filling out an online survey.
 
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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2007, 02:24:43 PM »
Star Trek isn't my thing. You should know that by now. *sniffs*

I got you a fuzzy blanket and some decaffeinated coffee....hope you like it.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #70 on: December 09, 2007, 02:33:47 PM »
Star Trek isn't my thing. You should know that by now. *sniffs*

I got you a fuzzy blanket and some decaffeinated coffee....hope you like it.
Did you steal this stuff off your last airplane trip?

Here is a big fat gift certificate for iTunes!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #71 on: December 09, 2007, 02:36:39 PM »
Itunes!? You know I'm too poor to own an ipod!!  >:( How dare you rub that in my face?

Just for you I found bought you a yummy fruitcake!!!



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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #72 on: December 09, 2007, 02:41:11 PM »
It must have been made with prehistoric fruit, it's hard as a rock. It chipped my glass tabletop when I was putting it down. I'll send you the bill for my new dining room table, I'm sure you will make it right.

Here's a lovely diamond tennis bracelet, I know you'll love it.
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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #73 on: December 09, 2007, 02:44:03 PM »
Blood diamonds.  I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.

Here is a work of original art, by an artist you admired while we were in a museum together.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #74 on: December 09, 2007, 02:59:11 PM »
Gackkk. . .. . brain must dixcover a way to be offended by gift . . . . core systems shutting down . . . . . implosion imminent . . . . .


Great, thanks a lot, you made my head explode. That's going to look so awful in the Christmas portrait. Don't you ever think of other people?

Here's a 42" flat panel HD TV. I'll even hang it on your wall and program your remote.