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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #75 on: December 09, 2007, 03:16:52 PM »
I agree with you Elle, this is getting extremely difficult.
I will just take the flat panel, thank you!  I have been wanting one for a long time.

For you I would like to send an interior decorator of your choice to redecorate your entire home on me, all labor and materials included.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #76 on: December 09, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
What, my futon couch and milk crate coffee table isn't GOOD ENOUGH for you?

Psst, look outside. I got you a NEW CAR!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #77 on: December 09, 2007, 03:48:28 PM »
Car? Don't you know how much they cost to insure? And the price of gas! Good heavens!

Here's a gift certificate to a Maid Service

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #78 on: December 09, 2007, 04:27:35 PM »
How dare you disparage my housekeeping abilities!!! I'm saving the cat hair to sell on ebay to a woman that weaves her own yarn!!

Fine...here's a handsome, hunky handyman to do all those pesky honey-do's for you!!



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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #79 on: December 09, 2007, 05:27:37 PM »
And just what are you trying to say about my relationship with Boyfriend. Do you think I'm some kind of hussy?

Here you go, I got you a new computer and already transferred your files.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #80 on: December 09, 2007, 06:20:36 PM »
I bet you only did it so you could snoop on my PC! Admit it!

I bought you a bottle of alcohol of your choice.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #81 on: December 09, 2007, 07:08:56 PM »
Wonderful!  More alcohol in the house.  Do you think I am an alcoholic?  And you know my DH doesn't drink at all!

Here is a brand new dining room table and 8 chairs to match in the design of your choice.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #82 on: December 09, 2007, 07:14:44 PM »
You're just giving me the table so I'll have to invite you to my fabulous dinner parties.  >:(

I made you a decoration for the winter holiday that you celebrate

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #83 on: December 09, 2007, 07:30:34 PM »
I made you a decoration for the winter holiday that you celebrate

The glitter will fall off and get all over my floor.  Thanks for making my house more of a mess at the holidays.

On the other hand, I thought very, very hard about you and bought you tickets to the fabulous show you have been wanting to see, dinner at the restaurant you love (with one other person), and of course a limo ride to and from all events. 

Of course, I checked your calendar to make sure you didn't have plans that night-do you think I would be that thoughtless?  And of course I hired a sitter for your dependents.

Have a great time!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #84 on: December 09, 2007, 08:24:51 PM »
On the other hand, I thought very, very hard about you and bought you tickets to the fabulous show you have been wanting to see, dinner at the restaurant you love (with one other person), and of course a limo ride to and from all events. 

Of course, I checked your calendar to make sure you didn't have plans that night-do you think I would be that thoughtless?  And of course I hired a sitter for your dependents.

What a waste of money--I only go see matinees because they cost half the price, and then you can eat off the lunch menus. Besides, why would I want to spend time away from my preeeshus chiiiiiiildrun?!?

Open my gift: it's the DVD set of the full run of Seinfeld.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #85 on: December 09, 2007, 08:29:20 PM »
Gee thanks a lot!  I guess you "forgot" that I am one of the few people that didn't like Seinfeld.  Don't know what I am going to do with them, because DH didn't like it either.

Here I thought of you and got you games for your computer.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #86 on: December 09, 2007, 08:35:04 PM »
Games?!  So you think I have time to play games?  I don't work long hours and spend plenty of time with friends and family?? I have time for games?!  I think not.  <sniff, huff>

But I was thinking of you and got you this beautifully made handstitched quilt.

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #87 on: December 09, 2007, 08:55:59 PM »
Aww gee, one more thing for the ctas to shed all over. And of course I can't just chuck it in the washer. Do you iknow how expensive it is to get these things cleaned? You really, really, shouldn't have.


I made you a card!

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #88 on: December 09, 2007, 09:02:44 PM »
*sniffs contemptuously* And what am I supposed to do with that? It's going to mess up my arrangement scheme!


I hope you like this biography of Albert Einstein.....

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Re: The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!
« Reply #89 on: December 09, 2007, 09:13:11 PM »



I hope you like this biography of Albert Einstein.....

Right. Yes. As if I'd want to read a stuffy old book about a stuffy old man!

I hope you will enjoy this personalized mug with a packet of expensive cocoa mix.