The "NG strikes again" gift-hating game!

[Elle]

You don't like my Yanni/ Alan Jackson/ Fatboy Slim/ Rob Zombie/ Andrew Lloyd Webber mix CDs I play all day? Boo-hoo-hoo! I knew it! You hate me! Boo-hoo-hoo


And to think I went out and got you this lovely box set of Lord of the Rings dvds

[ItZWhoUKnow]

Do you have any idea how long those movies are? My firstborn will have graduated college by the time I finish watching all of those and the special features. Do you want me to miss my life?

Here, I got you a porcelain doll.

[RainhaDoTexugo]

What am I, seven?  (pains me to write that as I actually love porcelain dolls )

I bought you an antique wooden rocking chair.

[afbluebelle]

Don't you know an old piece of junk like that is a major fire hazard?  Plus, it could give my preshus baby splinters!  (OT-I actually have a handmade wooden rocking horse)

I got you a brand new KitchenAid!

[immadz]

Don't you know an old piece of junk like that is a major fire hazard?  Plus, it could give my preshus baby splinters!  (OT-I actually have a handmade wooden rocking horse)

I got you a brand new KitchenAid!

You are just trying to rub my nose in my incompetency in the kitchen. I hope it makes you feel better. Here's a PeterPan DVD.

[ItZWhoUKnow]

Oh great! Another DVD. Now I have something to regift to my cousin's girlfriend.

Here's a big Christmas tin of popcorn.

[Tabris]

Here's a big Christmas tin of popcorn.

Oh my goodness--I LOVE popcorn and I have an award-winning collection of Christmas tins! How did you know that? Are you stalking me? Have you been following me around? Why are you paying so much attention to me? I'm going to go to HR about this! You won't get away with your snooping ways! I bet you hacked into my private email account and you're cyberstalking me on the popcorn and Christmas tin boards. But I've got all the proof I need now!

Oh, and here--a set of votive candles and matching candle holders.

[Joannie81]

Wonderful, more candles that I will never remember to light.  And then my DD will steal the candles and I'll never remember to get replacements!

Here is a country store for your Christmas village.

[IndianInlaw]

I didn't know they made little Wal-Marts for Christmas villages.  Thanks a lot


Here's a nice ceramic kitty.

[nliedel]

I didn't know they made little Wal-Marts for Christmas villages.  Thanks a lot


Here's a nice ceramic kitty.

You *know* I'm allergic to cats!!!

I bought you a lovely picture frame.

[siddpup]

I bought you a lovely picture frame.

Do you have any idea how bad printing a photo is for the environment?  If you cared about the planet at all, you would have gotten me a nice digital frame so that I could enjoy pictures and keep green at the same time!  Don't you care about the planet even a little bit?

Here is a lovely necklace and earrings to go with your favorite blouse.

Lynn

[Helisia]

Oh yeah, just assume I'm a girly girl and wear blouses. It's not like you've NEVER seen me in a blouse. Or in earrings, for that matter.

I got you Johnny Depp's autographed picture from Pirates of the Caribbean.

[readingchick]

Great. Just great. Another trinket that's going to collect dust. Hey, I can regift this to my aunt for her birthday!


I got you a tin of rooibos and a teapot.

[lamorevincera]

Great. Just great. Another trinket that's going to collect dust. Hey, I can regift this to my aunt for her birthday!


I got you a tin of rooibos and a teapot.

Got me what YOU liked, did you? You KNOW I only drink chamomile!

I got you a pretty necklace.

[Tabris]

I got you a pretty necklace.

Great. I don't have any pretty earrings to wear with it.  Now what am I going to do?

Do you  like your gift? It's a leather trifold wallet.