How can i communicate that all my boss seems to do is sit on his @**.
Dear Boss's Boss:
As per your instructions, I am emailing you about Mr. Busbait's performance.
This week, he has been in the office all week, which has made it easier to get in contact with him (see last week's emails about pink elephants.)
I have spent ten hours this week preparing to test decaffeinated coffee as rat poison. The experiment has now been rescheduled for 12/28, pending Mr. Busbait's ordering of a coffee maker, Folger's Decaf, and ten rats.
I have spent five hours reconstructing a database I created in 2001 to track tissue usage during sad movies. Mr. Busbait wanted the information reorganized but was uncertain how to cut and paste the contents from one file to the other.
If you wish to have a meeting with me and Mr. Busbait about further experiments, please feel free to contact me. I will be free today from one to five pm, the times I was expecting to be brewing gallons of decaf, and between ten and eleven tomorrow morning. Mr. Busbait is most likely free at any time you wish to contact him either today or tomorrow, but I believe he will be working from home next week instead of coming to the office.
Thank you for your attention.