RAMAHANUKWANZMAS HOLIDAY CARDS :
Don't even think about sending your friends Christmas cards. Or Hanukkah cards. Or cards for any one of your other intolerant, hate-filled holidays. The only option this holiday season is RamaHanuKwanzMas cards. These cards come in boxes of 10 (with envelopes) and have the RamaHanuKwanzMas logo on the front. On the inside, they say "Best Wishes for a Non-Offensive Celebratory Event."
or there's the "Merry Fr****n' Winter T-shirt". All encompassing.
Personally, I just say Merry Christmas. Oh well.