Saturday is the family gathering at Oldest Niece's. I'll be glad to see her and her husband Kasey, Middle Niece and her husband GiGi, stepniece Sabrina, Youngest Niece and the cute dog, Chance.
Unfortunately, I'll also have to deal with Jerkoid Nephew and his wife Squeeze, and Evil SIL.
So I'll make sure I'm properly medicated.
And I'll be disappointed if I don't have at least one story to tell my fellow Ehellions.
Practice lines: "Say, have you ever wondered how they get the stripes on candy canes?" "How many gigs of memory do you have?" "I personally have never seen a wildebeest. How about you?"
And best of all: "Excuse me. I need a Coke."