Oh COME ON NOW!!!!

[IndianInlaw]

All my crossing guard kids had gone by (I have to stay until 4:30 when school gets out at 3:30.  I was standing there playing games on my cell phone.  My son had come to meet me and he tapped on my shoulder.  He pointed out an individual across the street, standing between a car and a stockade fence....uh....relieving himself.

Hey!  This is a nice family neighborhood!

On the bright side, I don't like the people whose yard it was.

[kathrynne]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww???

I'm just glad yours was the only kid there to see this--not that you wanted that, either. Imagine if you'd a whole crew crossing at the time, though. 

[IndianInlaw]

Kathrynne, my son is 23 and the guy was behind a car, but you could tell what he was doing.


He could have at least gone in the woods.

Sheesh!

[kathrynne]

Kathrynne, my son is 23 and the guy was behind a car, but you could tell what he was doing.


He could have at least gone in the woods.

Sheesh!

Okay, I feel better about your son seeing it then! Lots better, actually!

Still ... EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Verruca]

On the bright side, I don't like the people whose yard it was.

::giggles::

[Venus193]

standing between a car and a stockade fence....uh....relieving himself.

I hate to say this, but I can top this one.  The other day while on my way to lunch I saw a driver for a laundry service truck relieving himself against some linens he'd just picked up from a restaurant near the office.  I completely lost my appetite after that.

[IndianInlaw]

Ain't even gonna try to top that one.

[Lisbeth]

standing between a car and a stockade fence....uh....relieving himself.

I hate to say this, but I can top this one.  The other day while on my way to lunch I saw a driver for a laundry service truck relieving himself against some linens he'd just picked up from a restaurant near the office.  I completely lost my appetite after that.

Ugh...the poor patrons of that restaurant who unsuspectingly have to use those linens.

[Venus193]

Which is why I'm glad my company is moving out of this neighborhood, although that sight will make me paranoid anyway.

[Lexophile]

At least you have a little dog running up and down the street to chase him away!

[Clara Bow]

One of my girlfriends got drunk before we went out on a pub crawl. We got to the bar and she said "Wait a second." I turned around and she was squatting on the ground, peeing on the curb behind the car with another girl. 
The best part? We were across the street from the main police precinct.
The even better part? This was also the curb where she later...um...became unfed from drinking too much.
We don't go out anymore.

[CocoCamm]

All my crossing guard kids had gone by (I have to stay until 4:30 when school gets out at 3:30.  I was standing there playing games on my cell phone.  My son had come to meet me and he tapped on my shoulder.  He pointed out an individual across the street, standing between a car and a stockade fence....uh....relieving himself.

What is wrong with people?!?!?

[Mrs. Eclipse]

All my crossing guard kids had gone by (I have to stay until 4:30 when school gets out at 3:30.  I was standing there playing games on my cell phone.  My son had come to meet me and he tapped on my shoulder.  He pointed out an individual across the street, standing between a car and a stockade fence....uh....relieving himself.

What is wrong with people?!?!?

Oh, shee, you want a list?  It would go on for lightyears

[IndianInlaw]

Redleo, quit making me laugh!