This would have been the perfect place for "what an interesting assumption"
From the mouth of on of the Dept. Managers in our store, overheard by a friend of mine.
This was heard the Tuesday morning I came out of surgery.
Wonderfully called in sick, what a coincedence it is that her DF just got his taxes back.
Even though I didn't want everyone and their brother to know the reason I had surgery, I commended my friend for straightening the mouthy one out.