This is an actual and weekly conversation around here:
Darling Hubby: "I'm on my way home, Should be there in about forty-five minutes."
AnnaB, foaming at the mouth: "If you don't bring chocolate, do not, I repeat, do not come home."
Which reminds me, I need to call him and have the above-mentioned conversation. After reading this thread, I'm seriously jonesing for chocolate.