Every time I get one I go into the bathroom, stand in front of the mirror with the lights out and chant "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary". Then I wait for the homicidal maniac in the UPS uniform to come and kill me, since I've got all that bad luck from those chain emails that I haven't been returning because I'm such a bad friend and I don't love Jesus and there is no one who cares enough about me to be a good enough friend to recieve those emails from me anyway...by the way, where is that check Microsoft was supposed to be sending me??
I love Snopes, I send it to everyone. Are they still passing around that thugs under the car thing? God that was going around back when I was in junior high, during the reign of the Tudors....