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Dazi

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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2016, 07:54:43 PM »
I overheard a grown woman exclaim to another lady that she didn't know ducks could fly!
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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2016, 05:38:39 PM »
Overheard at Walmart last night, a lady telling her teenage daughter that she (the daughter) was born with a dimple in her butt
Had my husband and I cracking up

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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2016, 08:14:23 PM »
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/12/year-kenny-loggins-ruined-christmas.html

Allie Brosh's story of the year Kenny Loggins ruined Christmas.

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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2016, 12:43:39 PM »
Shopping yesterday I overhead the following.  I had no context, but it made me laugh.

"So it's like the grocery version of the All-Spark?" 10 year old to his mother.

"Exactly."

I thought,  "I don't know what that was all about, but I like this kid!"
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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2016, 08:24:25 AM »
I overheard a woman tell another woman that she didn't know ducks could fly (this was shortly after witnessing a duck fly into a tree).  ::)

Dazi, I know this post was months ago, but when I read the parenthetical phrase, I had a mental image of a duck face-planting into the side of a tree. Which sounds like something Daffy Duck would do, and was pretty funny in its own right.

My own is a former co-worker who was suffering a terrible bout of sinus issues. He said, "It's times like this a man finds out what he's made of. (Pause) Apparently, a lot of snot."

DH and I giggle over that any time either of us has sinus issues.

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Re: What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2016, 02:46:44 PM »
The Amazon review of sugar free Haribo candy. I read this out loud, and my sisters and I were crying laughing. It's a classic.
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