Amusing Business Cards

[Thipu1]

Here's the best we've found.  The business card of the man we'll call 'John Jones' offered...

'Used cars, Hogs, Whiskey, Manure, Nails, Fly Swatters, Racing Forms and Bongos'. 

The card of this man said that he could do the following...

Empty bars
Organize possum hunts
Clean fish
Start feuds
Quell uprisings
Tame tigers
Sort wildcats
Verify excuses
Organize orgies
Rent rooms.   

You have to admit it.  This is a business card that will grab your attention.

What fun business cards have you seen?

[ITSJUSTME]

I am a singer - many singers have quite fanciful cards.  Mine simply says

My Name
Vocalist For All Occasions

but I always wanted to have a card printed which would read

My Name
All Kinds Songs Cheap